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windshieldbug
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Re: riddle
Answer: It doesn't matter, the violas are still late.
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Tabor
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Re: riddle
The first man said, "I'll have a glass of H2O". The second man said, "I'll have a glass of H2O2'. (Too)
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bort
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Re: riddle
I remember from HS chemistry class: "Little Johnny took a drink, of which he'll take no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4."
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windshieldbug
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Re: riddle
bloke wrote:None of you are correct.
Then you weren't listening to the violas...
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Three Valves
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Re: riddle
Do you guys know of an on line pharmacy where I can buy all that cool stuff??
I am committed to the advancement of civil rights, minus the Marxist intimidation and thuggery of BLM.
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Three Valves
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Re: riddle
All those Dueling Piano acts would have nothing on us!!
NOTHING!!
NOTHING!!
I am committed to the advancement of civil rights, minus the Marxist intimidation and thuggery of BLM.
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DonShirer
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Re: riddle
My local pub doesn't even carry some local craft beers, so I am surprised that barmeister had some H202 on hand; the pure solution is highly unstable. (CAUTION: non-funny info follows!)
It is commonly available in 3% and 6% water solution. A warning label should say:
Large oral doses of hydrogen peroxide at a 3% concentration may cause irritation and blistering to the mouth, throat, and abdomen as well as abdominal pain, vomiting, and diarrhea.
It is commonly available in 3% and 6% water solution. A warning label should say:
Large oral doses of hydrogen peroxide at a 3% concentration may cause irritation and blistering to the mouth, throat, and abdomen as well as abdominal pain, vomiting, and diarrhea.
Don Shirer
Westbrook, CT
Westbrook, CT
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Three Valves
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Re: riddle
"Why are there five, three valves??"bloke wrote:...I already have a great name for a 5-man "tuba humor" comedy team:
"The Three Valves"
huh...?? whatcha think...?? fabulous, eh...??
Hilarity ensues...
I am committed to the advancement of civil rights, minus the Marxist intimidation and thuggery of BLM.