Using your tuba as a giant bong?

josh wagner · Post by **josh wagner** » Thu May 12, 2005 12:56 am

i have. but i have a horrid addiction to tuba :S is there a class or a self help session that i might be able to go to?

tubajoe · Post by **tubajoe** » Thu May 12, 2005 9:01 am

i have. but i have a horrid addiction to tuba :S is there a class or a self help session that i might be able to go to?

Yes. Class starts at 4:20. Just look for the drummers -- they are usually the bad ones

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu May 12, 2005 9:55 am

josh wagner wrote: is there a class or a self help session that i might be able to go to?

By all means: help yourself!!

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Thu May 12, 2005 11:39 am

josh wagner wrote:i have. but i have a horrid addiction to tuba :S is there a class or a self help session that i might be able to go to?

There's probably a chapter of "Tubaholics & Associates" near you. It's a 12-tone program ...

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu May 12, 2005 11:43 am

A' rows by any other name would smell...

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Thu May 12, 2005 11:46 am

windshieldbug wrote:A' rows by any other name would smell...

Indeet!

Dylan King · Post by **Dylan King** » Mon May 16, 2005 2:53 am

What grows in your horn?

Dylan King · Post by **Dylan King** » Mon May 16, 2005 4:33 am

Bassoon? Isn't that a faggot?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon May 16, 2005 12:49 pm

schlepporello wrote:Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?

Because the bassonist gets to sit further away from it, and there are always skid marks in front of the oboe.