Ever seen a...

[windshieldbug]

Now if that was a viola, you'd have something!

[MartyNeilan]

I just got back from the Middle East. In a few places, they still have the "traditional" toilets which is a stall with a hole in the floor. No seat; I assume you just squat over it. Perhaps you could stick a sousa bell or something in there and prop it up; instant toilet.

BTW, Is that a baritone or euphonium??

[TonyZ]

Urinal like this?



Doc

...and the drunk guy stands in the corner to hit the mouthpiece....

[tubeast]

BTW, Is that a baritone or euphonium??

It´s called a "Urinocleide" I s´pose.
The poor thing is likely to have been a tenorhorn.
With those oval things, since there have been totally different bore concepts around, the difference narrows down to "Does it have 3 or 4 valves ?"
I guess you´ll have to look at a matching set of instruments by the same manufacturer to tell the difference.

[Kevin Hendrick]

BTW, Is that a baritone or euphonium??

It´s called a "Urinocleide" I s´pose.

Which would make the "sit-down version" an "offal-cleide" (also very uncomfortable )

[Leland]

It's like that joke...

The drunk guy comes back the next night, goes to the bathroom, comes out, and says to the bartender, "Where'd that golden urinal go?"

The bartender says, "Well, we don't have a 'golden urinal', but I can tell you that the saxophone player is really angry with you!"

[adam0408]

man, when I am rich and famous.... except it will be a modified bass or alto clarinet.