Tuba in the information age

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Tuba in the information age

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I bet you know more than you really ever needed/wanted to about...

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Birth control...
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Trans Umbilical Breast Augmentation (yes, a real medical procedure that actually pops up on the search engine occasionally when googling "TUBA").
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Three Valves wrote:Birth control...

I thought playing tuba was it's own birth control... :shock:
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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windshieldbug wrote:
Three Valves wrote:Birth control...

I thought playing tuba was it's own birth control... :shock:
It never prevented me from getting laid.

I have no children.

It works!!

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windshieldbug wrote:
Three Valves wrote:Birth control...

I thought playing tuba was it's own birth control... :shock:
It didn't work for me.

Wait, the kids came during a few years when I neither owned nor was actively playing a tuba. Spousal unit was warned prior to marriage that I had a thing for low brass. Even came to concerts early in our marriage.
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