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Bort news!
I am proud to announce that Bort Jr #2, was born yesterday at 8:30pm, weighing in at 9 lbs, 8 oz. He is huge -- a 6/4 sized baby with a great set of lungs. 

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Piston or rotary?
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6/4!!? Does that make him a BABB?
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Nice!!
Go for the 5-tet!!
To make up for yesterday, you should name him Denis.

Go for the 5-tet!!

To make up for yesterday, you should name him Denis.

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Re: Bort news!
bort wrote:I am proud to announce that Bort Jr #2, was born yesterday at 8:30pm, weighing in at 9 lbs, 8 oz. He is huge -- a 6/4 sized baby with a great set of lungs.
Congrats!!
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Does #2 come with a mute? . . . JUST KIDDING! Congrats, man
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Congratulations Bort!!! Its time for some vacations in Peru with your familly!!! hahaha
You will be very well recieved anytime you decide to come here! Also I still owe you a cofee!
All the best!
You will be very well recieved anytime you decide to come here! Also I still owe you a cofee!
All the best!
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Did you trade #1 for #2?
I assume you didn't use UPS or FED-X or Greyhound for delivery, but chose the traditional Stork Delivery.
Congratualations!

I assume you didn't use UPS or FED-X or Greyhound for delivery, but chose the traditional Stork Delivery.
Congratualations!

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You don't get a mute for him;
You put him IN the mute!
Congratulations!
You put him IN the mute!

Congratulations!
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Congrats Bort. Now is the time to put locks on the tuba cave.
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Congratulations, Bort. Job security for teachers. 

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Congratulations! 

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Congratulations!
Has the baby started buzzing lips yet? Can never start too early☺
Has the baby started buzzing lips yet? Can never start too early☺
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Congrats bort!
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Thanks everyone, he is truly a gift from God. A very large, heavy, and noisy gift from God. 

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Congrats, Bort!
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congrats! and let the games begin!
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