The grass is always greener.....
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The grass is always greener.....
......over the leech field.....(Erma Bombeck was wrong)
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Re: The grass is always greener.....
Ah, yes: before sanitary sewer, that is how we determined if the septic tank was working properly, especially after a rainstorm!roweenie wrote:......over the leech field.....(Erma Bombeck was wrong)
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Re: The grass is always greener.....
I might never have guessed what you meant even if you'd spelled it correctly. Hereabouts we say "drain field."
The idea of a field infested with leeches is somewhat off-putting, but I guess that's blind prejudice - at least, I can't recall hearing of disease spread by leeches, which puts them way ahead of the bloodsucking insects.
The idea of a field infested with leeches is somewhat off-putting, but I guess that's blind prejudice - at least, I can't recall hearing of disease spread by leeches, which puts them way ahead of the bloodsucking insects.
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Re: The grass is always greener.....
Pardon the incorrect spelling - I'm still a little jetlagged....Donn wrote:I might never have guessed what you meant even if you'd spelled it correctly. Hereabouts we say "drain field."
The idea of a field infested with leeches is somewhat off-putting, but I guess that's blind prejudice - at least, I can't recall hearing of disease spread by leeches, which puts them way ahead of the bloodsucking insects.

I haven't cut my grass for almost two weeks, and was amazed how green the grass was over my L-E-A-C-H field.....

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Re: The grass is always greener.....
Once, there were leechfields...
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Re: The grass is always greener.....
O goodie...... I learned a new term or expression today.. Leach Field and Drain Field (both handle the liquid outflow from the septic tank). So where in the country do they call it a leach field?
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Re: The grass is always greener.....
Ayup.
MISERICORDE, n.
A dagger which in mediaeval warfare was used by the foot soldier to remind an unhorsed knight that he was mortal.
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A dagger which in mediaeval warfare was used by the foot soldier to remind an unhorsed knight that he was mortal.
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Re: The grass is always greener.....
I've lived in Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, Illinois, Michigan, and Colorado. Never heard it called anything but a Leach Field. I even had one at my house in Michigan.
This is the first I've heard it called a Drain Field.
This is the first I've heard it called a Drain Field.
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Re: The grass is always greener.....
Not if the septic tank was leaking............roweenie wrote:......over the leach field.....(Erma Bombeck was wrong)
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Re: The grass is always greener.....
Some people also say "septic line(s)."
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Re: The grass is always greener.....
Well, if you DID have a leech field, I have heard that leeches are actually useful if you are swelling up from blood leaking into your tissue from broken capillaries from a recent bruise-inducing blow. This is well before the bruise itself appears. They suck the blood out and the swelling is much lessened. Like, if someone socks you in the eye and it is starting to swell badly...apply leeches from your LEECH field.