Are tubas susceptible to viruses?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:05 am

The Russians have been planting viruses in American tubas for years.
I thought it was common knowledge.
Vlad ordered it done as soon as the USSR fell.
If you don't have virus software, you're taking a terrible chance!

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dunelandmusic · Post by **dunelandmusic** » Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:33 am

tuba players being popular with the ladies, I'm sure they fall prey to viruses after each gig

humBell · Post by **humBell** » Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:37 am

That's why i keep mine behind a wall of fire. Er, i mean a firewall.

And of course my boss checks my music before i play it. It has to be engraved on stone tablets or it doesn't get through the firewall.

Only the greatest heros of land would brave that wall of fire...

(Er, i went overboard there, didn't i? Sorry)

Three Valves · Post by **Three Valves** » Wed Oct 24, 2018 8:56 pm

Garbage in, garbage out!!

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 9:49 am

bloke wrote:...so, are there vaccines...??

Heavyweight Mouthpieces.

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