Words of Wisdom From Kids...

[windshieldbug]

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, age 10
2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?", don't answer him. Michael, 14
3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Michael, 14
4. Stay away from prunes. Randy, 9
5. Never pee on an electric fence. Robert, 13
6. Don't squat with your spurs on. Noronha, 10
7. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. Taylia, 11
8. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. Traci, 14
9. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you 're eating crackers. Mitchell,12
10. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac. Andrew, 9
11. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. Kevin, 9
12. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Mickie, 9
13. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Kellie, 11
14. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Naomi, 15
15. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. Lauren, 9
16. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. Joel, 10
17. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. Alyesha, 13
18. Never try to baptize a cat. Jessica, 8
19. The big blue can is Crisco, not frosting. Randy, 9
20. Always double check before you zip up. Jason, 4
21. A whole bag of cookies will be missed. Becky, 11
22. Giving yourself a haircut only sounds easy. Justin, 8

[Bill Troiano]

How about, #23. "I'm being have, Dad! " Jenna, 7

[dmmorris]

Don't eat the big white pill!