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Daryl Fletcher · Post by **Daryl Fletcher** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:27 pm

More eBay fun. Certainly this picture needs a caption of some sort.

http://cgi.ebay.com/YOU-KEEP-THE-PROFIT ... dZViewItem

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:06 pm

Nice picture for selling pond water!

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:19 pm

I don't get it. The bass that is pictured is noted that it is a 3/4 size. This auction is for a 1/8 bass. What the hell is that?! A viola?

Might make a good planter!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:30 pm

TubaTinker wrote:This auction is for a 1/8 bass. What the hell is that?! A viola?

Well, it IS a Hand-Carved "Laminated" Student Double Bass

"QUESTION: How Do I Know Which Size To Order [Bass]?

ANSWER: Our Basses are available in 6 different sizes: 4/4" (also called full size), 3/4", 1/2", 1/4", 1/8" and 1/16". 16" size being the biggest and 1/16" size being the smallest. All adults, regardless of their size, use the 4/4" bass.

To measure what size bass best suits you, we recommend visiting a local music store. Comfort is critical, and to get the best fit, it's best to literally "test drive" the various sizes.

If you have a teacher, you should ask for your teacher's recommendation, as well.

The following chart lists the length of each bass size. Find your length using the your preferred approach and use that to determine the size of bass to get."

Clear now?

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 12:31 am

TubaTinker wrote:... The bass that is pictured is noted that it is a 3/4 size. This auction is for a 1/8 bass. What the hell is that?! A viola?

Well, in the section on "How to Order the Right Size", it does indicate that "Ordering the proper size viola is very important."

windshieldbug wrote:Comfort is critical, and to get the best fit, it's best to literally "test drive" the various sizes.

Hmmm ... there's a lake near here; wonder if it would double as a "bass boat" for the test drive?

windshieldbug wrote:Find your length using the your preferred approach ...

It's very difficult to resist a straight line like that ...

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 12:42 am

Doc wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:It's very difficult to resist a straight line like that ...
Or like this:

Doc

Looks like he used crushed ice for that one (no cubes

)!

Dylan King · Post by **Dylan King** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:33 am

They should have used this chick to model the bass...

Daryl Fletcher · Post by **Daryl Fletcher** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:05 am

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:16 am

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Please first look the photos, Its texture is very well. it is really
a rare artwork and worth collecting! And it is very important and
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see the shape is very well . So wonderful item . please don't
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Daryl Fletcher · Post by **Daryl Fletcher** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:49 am

That's a pretty good caption, windshieldbug. Did you copy it from another auction, or are you really becoming that skilled at this kind of thing?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:52 am

That's just the way I talk, normally. You buy happy!

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:49 am

Windshieldbug....the girl in the phot may not have been the most attractive, but I don't think she qualifies as an Asian antique

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:37 pm

Maybe Homeland Security should look into this...

You keep the prophets!

Dylan King · Post by **Dylan King** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:46 pm

I've always wanted a prophet to call my own.

Daryl Fletcher · Post by **Daryl Fletcher** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:12 pm

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:28 pm

HOW CAN WE DO IT?

Volume, Volume, Volume!

Daryl Fletcher · Post by **Daryl Fletcher** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:10 pm

windshieldbug wrote:Volume, Volume, Volume!

I'm not sure how much volume one would expect when trying to play a bass that way.

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:17 pm

windshieldbug wrote:Maybe Homeland Security should look into this...

You keep the prophets!

I'd almost rather take a laws on it ...

Jeffrey Hicks · Post by **Jeffrey Hicks** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:54 pm

I am suprised they did not get this guy to move all their insane deals.....

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:45 pm

That lady looks so happy while trying to bow a bass with the strings loose as spagetti. She could be faking it!

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