I just replaced my muffler...

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:53 pm

...and boy, am I exhausted!

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:31 pm

Did you hear about the fellow who tried to blow up a bus?

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He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe!

Carroll · Post by **Carroll** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:23 pm

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:19 am

Optimist /nm./: a Yugo owner with a trailer hitch

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:53 pm

That's what I call my 1971 Besson BBb comp:
tuned exhaust

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:56 pm

While on safari we took pictures of the local native girls but they weren't developed. We're going back next year!
(with condolences to Groucho)

ArnoldGottlieb · Post by **ArnoldGottlieb** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:16 pm

I kept dreaming that I was two pieces of canvas stretched over a pile of logs. 5 nights in a row. So, I go to the doctor and he says I need to relax because I'm two tents..............sorry ASG

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:34 pm

What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw?
- Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still.
- It's easier to improvise on a chainsaw