Jealous?

Doug@GT · Post by **Doug@GT** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:17 pm

Will you sign an autograph?

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:27 pm

huh?!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:32 pm

I'm waiting for www.armadillo.com...

Albertibass · Post by **Albertibass** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:35 pm

Yeah..i dont get it

Doug@GT · Post by **Doug@GT** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:47 pm

TubaTinker wrote:huh?!

log in.

use

name: ericthebee
psswd: eric123

Doug "gotta love bugmenot.com"

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:55 pm

Where's your "little friend"?

Doesn't he try to give all the local groups the benefit of his musical excellence?

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:49 pm

Doug@GT wrote:
TubaTinker wrote:huh?!
log in. use
name: ericthebee
psswd: eric123
Doug "gotta love bugmenot.com"

OK... I figured it was something to do with Wayne, but... who the heck is ericthebee??

Doug@GT · Post by **Doug@GT** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:24 am

TubaTinker wrote:
Doug@GT wrote:
TubaTinker wrote:huh?!
log in. use
name: ericthebee
psswd: eric123
Doug "gotta love bugmenot.com"
OK... I figured it was something to do with Wayne, but... who the heck is ericthebee??

Beats me...it's just what bugmenot.com told me to enter.

TMurphy · Post by **TMurphy** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:54 am

Ho, ho, ho....
hee, hee, hee....
Eric the half-a-bee!

Joe Baker · Post by **Joe Baker** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:12 am

The bee is such a busy soul,
He has no time for birth control.
And that is why, in times like these,
There are so many sons-of-bees.
__________________________________
Joe Baker, whose now-99-year-old grandmother had this on a plaque in her kitchen when he was growing up.

Joe Baker · Post by **Joe Baker** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:40 am

zoro wrote:
Joe Baker wrote:The bee is such a busy soul,
He has no time for birth control.
And that is why, in times like these,
There are so many sons-of-bees.

__________________________________
Joe Baker, whose now-99-year-old grandmother had this on a plaque in her kitchen when he was growing up.
May she live to bee 120!

120? That may be selling her short!

She'll be 100 in July, and is in excellent health. Thanks for your well-wishes on her behalf.
__________________________________
Joe Baker, who envies his grandmother's wisdom and resilience more than her longevity.

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:04 am

Doug@GT wrote:
TubaTinker wrote:
Doug@GT wrote: log in. use
name: ericthebee
psswd: eric123
Doug "gotta love bugmenot.com"
OK... I figured it was something to do with Wayne, but... who the heck is ericthebee??
Beats me...it's just what bugmenot.com told me to enter.

Now... if someone would have said 'Pat Sheridan The Bee'... I would have understood

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:42 am

schlepporello wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:Where's your "little friend"?

Doesn't he try to give all the local groups the benefit of his musical excellence?
"Little Buddy" doesn't get to do the Community Band, we stay up past his bed time. .

Yeah... but you said "WE"... suggesting that others go along with you

Are there BIG voices as well as LITTLE voices in your head?

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:22 pm

TMurphy wrote:Ho, ho, ho....
hee, hee, hee....
Eric the half-a-bee!

I still say you don't need a license for a fish!

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:24 pm

schlepporello wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:Where's your "little friend"?

Doesn't he try to give all the local groups the benefit of his musical excellence?
"Little Buddy" doesn't get to do the Community Band, we stay up past his bed time.

Gee, "Skipper", that's no fun ...

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:35 pm

I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney; furthermore, Dawn Pailthorpe, the lady show-jumper, had a clam, called Stafford, after the late Chancellor, Allan Bullock has two pikes, both called Chris, and Marcel Proust had an haddock! So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a looney, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:48 pm

windshieldbug wrote:Dawn Pailthorpe, the lady show-jumper, had a clam

I would rather expect that she would.

MaryAnn · Post by **MaryAnn** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:12 pm

well, Eric is an off bee. At least that's how Monty Python pronouces "half" as in "half bee."

Eric the off bee is from a Monty Python thingamajig where this looney is trying to buy a licenses for a zillion different weird pets named Eric.

You hadda bee there.

MA

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:42 pm

MaryAnn wrote:well, Eric is an off bee. At least that's how Monty Python pronouces "half" as in "half bee."

Eric the off bee is from a Monty Python thingamajig where this looney is trying to buy a licenses for a zillion different weird pets named Eric.

You hadda bee there.

MA

Bee that as it may ...

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:30 pm

Customer: Half a bee, philosophically, must, ipso facto, half not be.

But half the bee
has got to be,
vis a vis
its entity - do you see?

But can a bee
be said to be
or not to be
an entire bee
when half the bee
is not a bee
due to some ancient injury?

La dee dee, 1 2 3,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this retched demi-bee,
half asleep upon my knee,
some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee.

Fiddle dee dum,
Fiddle dee dee,
Eric the half bee.

Ho ho ho,
Tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

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