I want a Battletank for Christmas Mom and Dad!

Uncle Buck · Post by **Uncle Buck** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:48 pm

Sure looks a lot like Luke Skywalker's landspeeder . . .

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:52 pm

But, will it hold two tubas and a music stand?

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:29 pm

I want a buldozer for Christmas

"The Buldozer Song" (stolen off the John Boy and Billy Big Show)

1. If I had a buldozer, there'd be lots of parking places. Look at that brand new Corvette, taking up two spaces
[chorus] If I had a diesel rig, with a big ol' blade, treads just like a tank, I would have it made. Courtesy would reign, arguments abate-'cause everyone would know, I'd squash 'em like a grape.
2. If I had a buldozer, my application would go thrugh and my boss would run to get my coat-if I decided to leave by two.
3. If I had a buldozer, the I.R.S. would never chide. And an audit would go much more quickly, with a dozer idling outside.
[chorus] If I had a diesel rig, with a big ol' blade, treads just like a tank, I would have it made, courtesy would reign, arguments would cease, 'cause everyone would know, I'd squash 'em like a cheese.
[tuba solo]
4. If I had a buldozer, lots of doors would open up. And people would treat me with a lot more respect or I'd knock 'em down and squish 'em up.
[chorus] If I had a diesel rig, with a big ol' blade, the world would be a better place.

Ya gotta dream!
tubatooter1940
www.johnreno.com/

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:30 am

schlepporello wrote:Just remember, it's all fun until someone looses an eye.

... then you all sneak away, like a thef in the night...

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:40 pm

schlepporello wrote:Just remember, it's all fun until someone looses an eye.

I'll be sure to keep an eye out for that....

Teubonium · Post by **Teubonium** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:15 pm

MasterBlaster3000 wrote:
I want a Battletank for Christmas Mom and Dad!

You'll shoot your eye out!!

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:38 pm

MasterBlaster3000 wrote:
TUBACHRIS85 wrote:
Uncle Buck wrote:Sure looks a lot like Luke Skywalker's landspeeder . . .
More like Jabba the Hutts sail bardge.......
I thought so also...

Matt Higgins wrote:Yea...that's what I was going to say!!!

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:57 pm

Greg wrote:
TUBACHRIS85 wrote:
Uncle Buck wrote:Sure looks a lot like Luke Skywalker's landspeeder . . .
More like Jabba the Hutts sail bardge.......
Yes but this one appears to get better fuel economy. Back in the day, Jabba could have a smooth vessel that got about 23gallons to the mile. This one looks like it might be a hybrid.

Umm, yes, that would be the "polite term" for it (as Peter Schickele once said of the tromboon*) ...

* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tromboon

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:22 pm

whatever happened to kids being satisfied with their two front teeth.....

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:58 am

ken k wrote:whatever happened to kids being satisfied with their two front teeth.....

Gone the way of the Three Little Fishies and "Mairzy Doats", I suspect ...

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