An old friend once told me that no music or food is "bad", it's just "interesting". While researching the topic of epoxy "lacquer", I came across this recipe:
Banana Treets
Makes 12 Pancakes
2 cups flour
3 tablespoons vegetable oil
1-1/2 tablespoons baking powder
1 12 oz can ARMOUR® STAR TREET or PREMIUM PORK, finely chopped
1-1/2 teaspoons sugar
3/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup mashed bananas
2 eggs
1/2 cup chopped pecans
2 cups milk
Combine flour, baking powder, sugar, and salt. Combine eggs, milk, and oil; mix well. Add liquid mixture all at once to dry mixture; mix only until moistened. Stir in Treet or Premium Pork, bananas, and nuts. Bake on hot, lightly greased griddle, using 1/2 cup batter for each. Turn when top is slightly bubbly and edges slightly dry.
To tighten up loose bowels:
Peanut butter and butter on wheat bread with dill pickles to keep the peanut butter from sticking to the roof of your mouth.
What's red and white on the outside and grey on the inside?
Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup.