THE I HATE TRUMPETS PAGE

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:57 pm

When I used to do a lot of pit shows in Vegas, many years ago I always hated how trumpet players felt like they always had to outdo each other. I have a couple of webpages of my own but, to vent steam, I have been wanting to put up a website to showcase how vain trumpeters are.

This is all I have.

http://lt1957.pochta.ru/I_Hate_Trumpets.mp3

tubajoe · Post by **tubajoe** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:09 am

Ironically, it's done by Vegas players!

This is the Tastee Bros, which is of Scott Englbright, Paul Anka's vegas lead player. He's actually an amazing player.

If you like (or hate) this, you gotta check out their recording of the Hummel. It's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. The first time I heard it, I think I peed a little.

http://www.tasteebros.com

(keep in mind it's all in fun!)

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:13 am

Wow, you're good. I worked with them. I didn't want to drop any names. They let me use that, so long as I remain anonymous.

brianf · Post by **brianf** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:28 am

One of my favorites:

http://www.trumpetgeek.com/

GC · Post by GC » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:03 am

Q: what do trumpet players use for birth control?

A: their personalities

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:19 pm

Q: What happens when you throw ten trumpet players in a landfill?

A: I don't know, but it's a good start!