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iiipopes
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by iiipopes »
Scooby Tuba wrote:Come on now gentle folk, the available limerick is:
windshieldbug wrote:the elephant wrote:Why do we say "I am Spartacus",
and not more in an omnibus?
'cause the riders, though fair
Are all paying a fare
And have the right to kick you out on your tush.
Jupiter JTU1110 Giddings Taku (2nd Generation)
"Real" Conn 36K (K&G 3F)
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eupher61
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by eupher61 »
Grabbed a euph tosee how far he could chuck it
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windshieldbug
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by windshieldbug »
Scooby Tuba wrote:"There once was a tubist from Nantucket..."eupher61 wrote:Grabbed a euph to see how far he could chuck it
though over the oboe's head
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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windshieldbug
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by windshieldbug »
Scooby Tuba wrote:"There once was a tubist from Nantucket..."
eupher61 wrote:Grabbed a euph to see how far he could chuck it
windshieldbug wrote:though over the oboe's head
Scooby Tuba wrote:Did you know conductors bled?
At least they sure can't duck it!
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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jhedrick
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by jhedrick »
The was a tubist from Racine
{Be careful now!}
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Spike Milligan
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windshieldbug
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by windshieldbug »
jhedrick wrote:The was a tubist from Racine
who, like elephant, posted really 'mean'
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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eupher61
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by eupher61 »
he spewed and he cussed
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SplatterTone
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by SplatterTone »
he spewed and he cussed
His words blunderbussed
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tubatooter1940
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by tubatooter1940 »
SplatterTone wrote:he spewed and he cussed
His words blunderbussed
[/quote]
To disguise his true nature, so serene.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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tubatooter1940
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by tubatooter1940 »
Ever wonder about "tuba playuz" who blog?
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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windshieldbug
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by windshieldbug »
tubatooter1940 wrote:Ever wonder about "tuba playuz" who blog?
And who might read said blogs as a watchdog?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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eupher61
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by eupher61 »
Ever wonder about "tuba playuz" who blog?
And who might read said blogs as a watchdog?
Not me, I can't read
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Todd S. Malicoate
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by Todd S. Malicoate »
Ever wonder about "tuba playuz" who blog?
And who might read said blogs as a watchdog?
Not me, I can't read
Not at all, at any speed
Let them blog, while I flog hogs in Prague!
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iiipopes
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by iiipopes »
When faced with the choice of which tuba,
Jupiter JTU1110 Giddings Taku (2nd Generation)
"Real" Conn 36K (K&G 3F)
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windshieldbug
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by windshieldbug »
iiipopes wrote:When faced with the choice of which tuba,
I'd rather be donning a scuba!
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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windshieldbug
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by windshieldbug »
windshieldbug wrote:iiipopes wrote:When faced with the choice of which tuba,
I'd rather be donning a SCUBA!
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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eupher61
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by eupher61 »
With my Phelpsian speed
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bearphonium
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by bearphonium »
eupher61 wrote:With my Phelpsian speed
and perceiving the need
Mirafone 186 BBb
VMI 201 3/4 BBb
King Sousaphone
Conn 19I 4-valve non-comp Euph
What Would Xena Do?
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tubatooter1940
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by tubatooter1940 »
to practice while snorkeling in Arruba.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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eupher61
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by eupher61 »
There once was You Tube viewing dude
