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duckskiff wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:Comes bloke with his curbside computer.
whose fish need a cellphone tutor
With their wet CPU
eupher61 wrote: and a Masters degree too

He can afford to eat spicy wings at Hooters.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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There once was a thread that was suspect;
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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windshieldbug wrote:There once was a thread that was suspect;
From posting by trolls with no respect
Last edited by iiipopes on Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:20 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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they penned their yellow bupkis
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iiipopes wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:There once was a thread that was suspect;
From posting by trolls with no respect
Mojo workin' wrote:they penned their yellow bupkis
To try to corrupt us
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lgb&dtuba wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:There once was a tuba in D,
In fact I think there were three,
No e-flat
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Well, since nobody finished it before moving on to the next one:
iiipopes wrote:
iiipopes wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:There once was a thread that was suspect;
From posting by trolls with no respect
Mojo workin' wrote:they penned yellow bupkis
To try to corrupt us
But ended up being just reject.
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On the way to my goomar's last night
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Mojo workin' wrote:On the way to my goomar's last night
A state cop charged me with driving while tight.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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tubatooter1940 wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:On the way to my goomar's last night
A state cop charged me with driving while tight.
My breath made him wilt
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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windshieldbug wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:On the way to my goomar's last night
A state cop charged me with driving while tight.
My breath made him wilt
So I lifted my kilt...

oh jeez...here it comes...
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The good people of tubenet wrote:On the way to my goomar's last night
A state cop charged me with driving while tight.
My breath made him wilt
So I lifted my kilt
Good thing there was no daylight 8)
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The latest limerick wrote:On the way to my goomar's last night
a state cop charged me with driving while tight.
My breath made him wilt,
so I lifted my kilt.
Good thing there was no daylight!
Not what I was imagining, but well done!
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On the road and needing relief...
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iiipopes wrote:On the road and needing relief...
and restricted by religious belief...
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Todd S. Malicoate wrote:
iiipopes wrote:On the road and needing relief...
and restricted by religious belief...
I relieved myself on a sax
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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with finger pearls of Ex Lax
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windshieldbug wrote:
Todd S. Malicoate wrote:
iiipopes wrote:On the road and needing relief...
and restricted by religious belief...
I relieved myself on a sax
eupher61 wrote: with finger pearls of Ex Lax
Who cares about a reed player with a beef?
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Todd S. Malicoate wrote:Not what I was imagining, but well done!
Just doing my part to keeping it above the belt, so to speak. :D

Here's a new starter:

To choose between F or Eb . . .
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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pg wrote:To choose between F or Eb . . .
Often just depends on where in the world you're at
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