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Re: Finish the Limericks

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I often play my tuba in the office :tuba:
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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Scooby Tuba wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:I often play my tuba in the office :tuba:
Making sounds cube mates find make them nauseous
My song is their loss
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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bearphonium wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:I often play my tuba in the office :tuba:
Making sounds cube mates find make them nauseous
My song is their loss
My art is their dross
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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Just maybe I'll run to be President
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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eupher61 wrote:Just maybe I'll run to be President
I've a plan to deal with the Deficit
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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iiipopes wrote:
eupher61 wrote:Just maybe I'll run to be President
I've a plan to deal with the Deficit
toss the violas and the saxes
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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Just maybe I'll run to be President
I've a plan to deal with the Deficit
toss the violas and the saxes
and quintuple all taxes
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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eupher61 wrote:
Just maybe I'll run to be President
I've a plan to deal with the Deficit
toss the violas and the saxes
and quintuple all taxes
A free tuba for each legal resident :tuba:
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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There once was a Helicon Lady
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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MaryAnn wrote:There once was a Helicon Lady
In the company of others quite shady
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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windshieldbug wrote:
MaryAnn wrote:There once was a Helicon Lady
In the company of others quite shady
Whilst beginning to oom-pah
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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Todd S. Malicoate wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
MaryAnn wrote:There once was a Helicon Lady
In the company of others quite shady
Whilst beginning to oom-pah
She commited a faux pas.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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tubatooter1940 wrote:
Todd S. Malicoate wrote:Whilst beginning to oom-pah
She commited a faux pas.
And now she's been exiled to Haiti.
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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My gal friend likes seein' me in a tux
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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eupher61 wrote:My gal friend likes seein' me in a tux
My look in khakis really sucks
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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windshieldbug wrote:
eupher61 wrote:My gal friend likes seein' me in a tux
My look in khakis really sucks
Shiny patent leather shoes,
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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tubatooter1940 wrote:
Shiny patent leather shoes,
That but once I will use,
bardus est ut bardus probo,
Bill Souder

All mushrooms are edible, some are edible only once.
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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My gal friend likes seein' me in a tux
My look in khakis really sucks
Shiny patent leather shoes,
That but once I will use,
But for her, it's worth the big bucks!
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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For a musician to be considered a pro,
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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Re: Finish the Limericks

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Pay the guv'ment each quarter
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