Punch Lines

Captain Sousie · Post by **Captain Sousie** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:23 am

...well, it's like masturbating with a cheese grater, slow and painful but it gets the job done.

chipster55 · Post by **chipster55** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:23 pm

It's mind over matter...I don't mind 'cause you don't matter

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:11 pm

to get to the other side...

can't believe no one used that one yet and I can't believe I read them all....

ken k

Dean E · Post by **Dean E** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:31 pm

The rooster clucks defiance.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:36 pm

You cannot change a light bulb. By nature, it will go out again.

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:46 pm

So why does the neighbor lady come by every afternoon and blow him back up?

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:27 pm

ba-dum-bump - kish!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:43 pm

Oh, no! The bulb's out? Sell my GE stock NOW!!

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:58 pm

You mean you called me at 3:00 am to hears some assh*le whistle dixie?

Teubonium · Post by **Teubonium** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:06 pm

We'll give you a thousand dollars and a half interest in the pharmacy.

sloan · Post by **sloan** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:22 pm

Five dollars - same as in town.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:48 pm

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''

Tubaryan12 · Post by **Tubaryan12** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:15 pm

windshieldbug wrote:"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''

I was just getting ready to post that and I was checking to see if it had already been put up. So how about this one:

"It's the cobblestones"

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:32 pm

Nice t*ts, where do you want the blinds?

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:46 pm

five... one to change it and four to tell how they could have done it better.....

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:50 am

You take away his tuba and give a stick and call him a conductor. What if he's still as lousy as ever? You hand him another one and call him a drummer.