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windshieldbug
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --General Norman Schwartzkopf
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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MartyNeilan
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Just thought of a new one:
"I used to work for a furniture company, but I got fired for dropping my drawers."
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tubatooter1940
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A panhandler walked up to a jewish mother and said to her, "Lady, I haven't eaten for two days."
She replied, "Force yourself."
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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tubatooter1940
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A padhandler walked up to a jewish mother and said, "Lady, I haven't had a bite for two days."
She bit him.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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iiipopes
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What are the last words of a redneck?
"Hey, y'all -- watch this!"
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"Real" Conn 36K (K&G 3F)
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windshieldbug
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by windshieldbug »
iiipopes wrote:What are the last words of a redneck?
"Hey, y'all -- watch this!"
You forgot the "Here- hold my beer" part...
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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iiipopes
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windshieldbug wrote:iiipopes wrote:What are the last words of a redneck?
"Hey, y'all -- watch this!"
You forgot the "Here- hold my beer" part...
That would be a redneck's next-to-last words!
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"Real" Conn 36K (K&G 3F)
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tubatooter1940
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by tubatooter1940 »
Hey, I resemble those remarks!
We pronounce it Guf Coast
