Is Paris Hilton too pretty for prison?

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Sat May 12, 2007 6:11 pm

http://music.yahoo.com/promos/topevents/
Unbelievable!(shaking my head)

GC · Post by GC » Sat May 12, 2007 6:49 pm

She may not be by the time she gets out.

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Sat May 12, 2007 7:25 pm

GC wrote:She may not be by the time she gets out.

Good point! I also have to wonder how many people have checked into the Hilton.

BVD Press · Post by **BVD Press** » Sat May 12, 2007 9:40 pm

bluemusic1 wrote:
...they checked in and quickly got. Guess the facilities were a bit used!

but open 24/7.

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Sat May 12, 2007 11:21 pm

tubashaman wrote:and what does this have to do with tuba (off topic events section), but yes she is too hot

Probably should have been Off Topic. Sorry about that.

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Sat May 12, 2007 11:26 pm

And now, in fact, it is in Off Topic. Magic.

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Sat May 12, 2007 11:53 pm

Woah! Step back a moment: it isn't state prison she's looking at; it's county jail. More like the old song "Thirty Days In The Hole" (or more like forty-five for her).

The jailers will take good care of her because they won't want to risk any civil rights lawsuits, either from the conduct of the jail staff or the way other inmates treat her.

Granted, she'll be in a jail jumpsuit instead of haute couture, and eating SOS instead of, well, you get the picture, but in the grand scheme of things in some ways it's small potatoes compared to hard time for a felony.

But it is important nevertheless. People forget that insurance does not cover accidents while a person is driving without a valid license. So if anything had happened while she was driving without a valid license, she would have not only violated a lot more laws, but would have been personally responsible for any money damages she caused, without the benefit of liability insurance.

My wife got rear ended a couple of years ago from an uninsured motorist. We just now got reimbursement for the property damage deductible of our own policy after our insurance company got it out of the driver at fault through subrogation. It will be at least another couple of years before we get a conclusion on her personal injuries.

Paris Hilton should do every day of the forty-five days to think about these larger issues.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun May 13, 2007 12:59 am

iiipopes wrote:My wife got rear ended a couple of years ago

Braggart! And people talk about Paris' lack of decorum!

pulseczar · Post by **pulseczar** » Sun May 13, 2007 3:15 am

bluemusic1 wrote:
TubaRay wrote:
GC wrote:She may not be by the time she gets out.
Good point! I also have to wonder how many people have checked into the Hilton.

...they checked in and quickly got. Guess the facilities were a bit used!

When in doubt, ..............!

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Sun May 13, 2007 8:56 am

I guess I deserve that.

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sun May 13, 2007 10:38 am

Just read the article ... so where's the petition to double her sentence?

tubashaman wrote:... she is too hot

Ah, yes, I see -- the "h" is silent, right?

iiipopes wrote:... like the old song "Thirty Days In The Hole" ...

Very apropos ...

Doug@GT · Post by **Doug@GT** » Sun May 13, 2007 3:25 pm

iiipopes wrote:
Paris Hilton should ... think ...

That sounds a bit excessive for her.

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Sun May 13, 2007 3:44 pm

Doug@GT wrote:
iiipopes wrote: Paris Hilton should ... think ...
That sounds a bit excessive for her.

Excessive--no. New--yes.

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Sun May 13, 2007 4:01 pm

knuxie wrote:Just Off Topic, Shaman...anything goes, but religion and politics. Paris is legal fodder here.

But...
Girls like Paris Hilton are DEFINITELY against my religion (and most other mainstream world religions for that matter

)
AND
I would vote out of office immediately any politician who gave her a pardon just for being Paris Hilton, and I am sure so would many others of all political persuasions.

Rick Denney · Post by **Rick Denney** » Sun May 13, 2007 11:24 pm

TubaRay wrote:http://music.yahoo.com/promos/topevents/
Unbelievable!(shaking my head)

The question I have, Ray, is how you came upon this information. Is this what you've been googling lately?

Rick "hiding" Denney

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Mon May 14, 2007 8:35 am

Rick Denney wrote:
TubaRay wrote:http://music.yahoo.com/promos/topevents/
Unbelievable!(shaking my head)
The question I have, Ray, is how you came upon this information. Is this what you've been googling lately?
Rick "hiding" Denney

An excellent question, Rick. The link was up on MSN front page, if I remember correctly. Also, it is difficult these days to avoid some of this cr*p.

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Tue May 15, 2007 5:27 am

I never thought Paris Hilton was that pretty... prison might give her character.

Martha Stewart is a very beautiful woman (IMHO) and she is just as beautiful now, maybe moreso, than she was before prison.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Tue May 15, 2007 6:48 am

iiipopes wrote:My wife got rear ended a couple of years ago

I hope I'll never get hit, in the rreeeeeeeaaaaaaaaarr again!

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:22 pm

And now, for the latest chapter of BS in the saga:

http://www.topix.net/content/cbs/168726 ... 1412881066

Someone is suing her in civil court for something completely unrelated (probably no big deal that will eventually settle -- as we all know, the more famous or infamous the individual, the more people tend to sue them for any reason or no reason at all). The kicker is that a psychiatrist actually filed a report with the civil court that due to the mental stress that Paris Hilton is enduring over the jail sentence, she is too "distraught" and unable to testify in the civil suit.

Again, in a "former life," I found the common room of a county jail to be a great place to set up for a deposition or for preserving testimony -- perfect security.

A more recent Eagles's song comes to mind from their last tour:
"Get Over It."

Rick Denney · Post by **Rick Denney** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:40 pm

Scooby Tuba wrote:I hear TubaRay is "too pretty" for prison...

You heard wrong.

Rick "even when accompanied by banjos" Denney

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