Finish the Limericks

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:08 pm

There once was a pro heliconist.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:27 pm

MikeMason wrote:There once was a pro heliconist.

Who was also a good hydroponist

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:02 pm

There once was a resident genius...

Dean E · Post by **Dean E** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:35 am

MikeMason wrote:There once was a resident genius...

Where duncehood got prescient lenience,

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:48 am

Dean E wrote:
MikeMason wrote:There once was a resident genius...
Where duncehood got prescient lenience,

With internym wit

pulseczar · Post by **pulseczar** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:55 am

He feasted on a chinese fetus

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:36 pm

Scooby Tuba wrote:There once was a tuba playing pachyderm...

Who munched Chinese feti while quite firm...

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:47 pm

Scooby Tuba wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
Dean E wrote: Where duncehood got prescient lenience,
With internym wit
following each locustic quip...

He mastered the forum ambience.

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:56 pm

The elephant buzzed with his trunk lips.

Mike Finn · Post by **Mike Finn** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:24 am

bloke wrote:
MikeMason wrote:The elephant buzzed with his trunk lips.
A didgeridoo spiked with Monk licks.

He'd hum as he blew,

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:34 am

Mike Finn wrote:
bloke wrote:
MikeMason wrote:The elephant buzzed with his trunk lips.
A didgeridoo spiked with Monk licks.
He'd hum as he blew,

Quoting Fnugg as he'd do,

Dean E · Post by **Dean E** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:33 pm

Tubby the bombardon was raw brass. . . .

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:52 pm

Dean E wrote:Tubby the bombardon was raw brass. . . .

His design and construction were first class

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:56 am

tubaphore wrote:
bloke wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote: Peepo would say,
"What farce, it's made out of clay!"

But, as we know, it's bore and not mass

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:58 pm

bloke wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote:
the elephant wrote:A woman with pendulous "things"
In search of big diamond rings...
said, "I'll sing a song... "

"How can I go wrong?"

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:14 pm

tubaphore wrote:With blatty tone and a pimply face,

Newbie auditioned for an orchestra place

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:07 pm

duckskiff wrote:
iiipopes wrote:
tubaphore wrote:With blatty tone and a pimply face,
Newbie auditioned for an orchestra place
With nervous vibrato

and unfelt rubato

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:06 am

schlepporello wrote:
bloke wrote:
tubafaerie wrote:well hey, it was worth a try.
I cut a nice piece of pie.
I stuck in my thumb

and looked really dumb

Dean E · Post by **Dean E** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:04 am

There was an alphorn exceedingly long,

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:34 pm

Like an embrochured ***...