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There once was a pro heliconist.
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MikeMason wrote:There once was a pro heliconist.
Who was also a good hydroponist
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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There once was a resident genius...
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MikeMason wrote:There once was a resident genius...
Where duncehood got prescient lenience,
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[S]tudy politics and war, that our sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. Our sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy . . . in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry [and] music. . . . John Adams (1780)
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Dean E wrote:
MikeMason wrote:There once was a resident genius...
Where duncehood got prescient lenience,
With internym wit
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He feasted on a chinese fetus
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Scooby Tuba wrote:There once was a tuba playing pachyderm...
Who munched Chinese feti while quite firm...
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Post by iiipopes »

Scooby Tuba wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
Dean E wrote: Where duncehood got prescient lenience,
With internym wit
following each locustic quip...
He mastered the forum ambience.
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The elephant buzzed with his trunk lips.
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bloke wrote:
MikeMason wrote:The elephant buzzed with his trunk lips.
A didgeridoo spiked with Monk licks.
He'd hum as he blew,
Your soul speaks through your music.
Say what you mean.
Say it with a Mike Finn Mouthpiece.

www.MikeFinnMouthpieces.com
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Mike Finn wrote:
bloke wrote:
MikeMason wrote:The elephant buzzed with his trunk lips.
A didgeridoo spiked with Monk licks.
He'd hum as he blew,
Quoting Fnugg as he'd do,
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Tubby the bombardon was raw brass. . . .
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Post by Kevin Hendrick »

Dean E wrote:Tubby the bombardon was raw brass. . . .
His design and construction were first class
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
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Post by windshieldbug »

tubaphore wrote:
bloke wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote: Peepo would say,
"What farce, it's made out of clay!"
But, as we know, it's bore and not mass :shock:
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bloke wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote:
the elephant wrote:A woman with pendulous "things"
In search of big diamond rings...
said, "I'll sing a song... "
"How can I go wrong?"
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tubaphore wrote:With blatty tone and a pimply face,
Newbie auditioned for an orchestra place
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Post by windshieldbug »

duckskiff wrote:
iiipopes wrote:
tubaphore wrote:With blatty tone and a pimply face,
Newbie auditioned for an orchestra place
With nervous vibrato
and unfelt rubato
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Post by windshieldbug »

schlepporello wrote:
bloke wrote:
tubafaerie wrote:well hey, it was worth a try.
I cut a nice piece of pie.
I stuck in my thumb
and looked really dumb
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There was an alphorn exceedingly long,
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Like an embrochured ***...
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