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ON A RELATED NOTE, somehow tangential...

Post by bttmbow »

Wow. A complete sentence (almost) from San Antonio.
Self-referential sentences from a Douglas R. Hofstadter book that I understand Parts of:



because I didn't think up a good beginning to it.

This sentence was in the past tense.

This sentence has contains two verbs.

a preposition. This sentence ends in
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Post by MaryAnn »

Nice pic of your face there! Didn't know you were that good looking.

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Post by big_blue_tubist »

What do you know about looks, anyway, MaryAnn? Ginger is the real woman on that island....

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Post by windshieldbug »

See, that's what they mean by dark and handsome. When it's dark, big_blue_tubist is handsome... :shock: :D
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Post by TMurphy »

ISn't that the pot calling the kettle fat??
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Post by MartyNeilan »

Doc wrote:Since when does anyone from NJ know jackshit?
Doc, I served with Jack ****: I knew Jack ****; Jack **** was a friend of mine.
Doc, you're no Jack ****.

Marty "born in NJ"
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Post by windshieldbug »

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough whopper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries!

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Post by Jeffrey Hicks »

I would call this thread ugly but I have seen Doc's mom....
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Actions speak louder than words...

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Please don't let this thread die...
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Post by Chuck Jackson »

dtemp wrote:Please don't let this thread die...
Hey man, I was reading your mind on this one. It was really easy, too, it had lots of pictures and words of one syllable.

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dtemp wrote:Please don't let this thread die...
If you can't reply,
The thread must die.
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Post by SplatterTone »

The only time you got laid was by your mother...
... who is so fat, she irons her pants in the driveway. And your daddy has to smear Criscoe on her and throw a Twinkie on the bed to get her into the bedroom.
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...she's so big that her yearbook picture is continued on the next page :shock:
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Post by lgb&dtuba »

Your Momma isn't in the yearbook. The camera melted when they tried to take her picture.
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Post by windshieldbug »

Yo mamma so dumb, she just now gettin' mad at stuff I called her three years ago! :shock: :D
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Post by Teubonium »

Yo' Momma's so fat she leaks gravy!



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Post by ken k »

that's just gross....

AND YO DADDY EATS IT......


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Post by Captain Sousie »

Hey! Buttmunch. Butt out.
I am not Mr. Holland, and you are not my opus!
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