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bttmbow
pro musician
Posts: 342Joined: Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:04 amLocation: in front of the timpani
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by bttmbow Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:15 pm
Wow. A complete sentence (almost) from San Antonio.
Self-referential sentences from a Douglas R. Hofstadter book that I understand Parts of:
because I didn't think up a good beginning to it.
This sentence was in the past tense.
This sentence has contains two verbs.
a preposition. This sentence ends in
MaryAnn
Occasionally Visiting Pipsqueak
Posts: 3217Joined: Fri Mar 19, 2004 9:58 am
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by MaryAnn Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:52 pm
Nice pic of your face there! Didn't know you were that good looking.
big_blue_tubist
bugler
Posts: 120Joined: Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:35 pmLocation: A town you haven't heard of, IN
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by big_blue_tubist Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:47 pm
What do you know about looks, anyway, MaryAnn? Ginger is the real woman on that island....
Franken-King 1241
windshieldbug
Once got the "hand" as a cue
Posts: 11514Joined: Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:41 pmLocation: 8vb
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by windshieldbug Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:57 pm
See, that's what they mean by dark and handsome. When it's dark, big_blue_tubist is handsome...
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
TMurphy
4 valves
Posts: 831Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:29 pmLocation: NJ
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by TMurphy Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:58 am
ISn't that the pot calling the kettle fat??
MartyNeilan
6 valves
Posts: 4876Joined: Fri Mar 19, 2004 3:06 amLocation: Practicing counting rests.
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by MartyNeilan Sat Jul 28, 2007 5:01 pm
Doc wrote: Since when does anyone from NJ know jackshit?
Doc, I served with Jack ****: I knew Jack ****; Jack **** was a friend of mine.
Doc, you're no Jack ****.
Marty "born in NJ"
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Adjunct Instructor, Trevecca Nazarene University
windshieldbug
Once got the "hand" as a cue
Posts: 11514Joined: Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:41 pmLocation: 8vb
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by windshieldbug Sat Jul 28, 2007 5:20 pm
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough whopper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries!
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
Jeffrey Hicks
3 valves
Posts: 327Joined: Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:47 amLocation: NKY
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by Jeffrey Hicks Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:34 am
I would call this thread ugly but I have seen Doc's mom....
Conn 36K with Mike Finn "H"
LoyalTubist
6 valves
Posts: 2647Joined: Sun Jan 29, 2006 8:49 pmLocation: Arcadia, CA
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by LoyalTubist Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:01 am
Actions speak louder than words...
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dtemp
3 valves
Posts: 375Joined: Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:16 pmLocation: Minneapolis, MN
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by dtemp Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:20 pm
Please don't let this thread die...
EEb
Chuck Jackson
5 valves
Posts: 1811Joined: Fri Mar 19, 2004 8:33 pmLocation: Las Vegas, NV
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by Chuck Jackson Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:50 pm
dtemp wrote: Please don't let this thread die...
Hey man, I was reading your mind on this one. It was really easy, too, it had lots of pictures and words of one syllable.
Chuck
I drank WHAT?!!-Socrates
MartyNeilan
6 valves
Posts: 4876Joined: Fri Mar 19, 2004 3:06 amLocation: Practicing counting rests.
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by MartyNeilan Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:51 pm
dtemp wrote: Please don't let this thread die...
If you can't reply,
The thread must die.
Adjunct Instructor, Trevecca Nazarene University
SplatterTone
5 valves
Posts: 1906Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:17 pmLocation: Tulsa, OK
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by SplatterTone Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:01 pm
The only time you got laid was by your mother...
... who is so fat, she irons her pants in the driveway. And your daddy has to smear Criscoe on her and throw a Twinkie on the bed to get her into the bedroom.
chipster55
3 valves
Posts: 321Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:00 pmLocation: Coppell, TX
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by chipster55 Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:34 am
...she's so big that her yearbook picture is continued on the next page
lgb&dtuba
4 valves
Posts: 886Joined: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:55 am
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by lgb&dtuba Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:57 am
Your Momma isn't in the yearbook. The camera melted when they tried to take her picture.
windshieldbug
Once got the "hand" as a cue
Posts: 11514Joined: Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:41 pmLocation: 8vb
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by windshieldbug Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:20 pm
Yo mamma so dumb, she just now gettin' mad at stuff I called her three years ago!
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
Teubonium
3 valves
Posts: 367Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2004 3:07 pmLocation: Colorado
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by Teubonium Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:34 pm
Bach Strad 36BO Sakbutt
ken k
6 valves
Posts: 2370Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:02 pmLocation: out standing in my field....
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by ken k Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:18 pm
that's just gross....
B&H imperial E flat tuba
Captain Sousie
4 valves
Posts: 734Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:17 pmLocation: Section 5
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by Captain Sousie Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:53 pm
Hey! Buttmunch. Butt out.
I am not not
