Finish the Limericks

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:09 pm

the elephant wrote:My horn sports a large TubeNet thong,

my long tones it does thus prolong

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:02 pm

the elephant wrote:
the elephant wrote:My horn sports a large TubeNet thong,

windshieldbug wrote:my long tones it does thus prolong

Scooby Tuba wrote:When the spit valve I dump
Makes the little girls jump,

And the older ones burst into song!

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:37 am

HA! That last one reminds me of the George Thorogood song, Bad to the Bone.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:37 am

"Ba-ba-ba-ba-bad,
Bad to the bone!"

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:05 pm

A tubist was having a vasectomy....

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:13 pm

Scooby Tuba wrote:
duckskiff wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:A tubist was having a vasectomy....
But mistakenly had an appendicectomy...
His wife was surprised

But soon realised

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:28 pm

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote:
duckskiff wrote: But mistakenly had an appendicectomy...
His wife was surprised
But soon realised

It was really just a reflex to me!

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:16 pm

Can't help it, I love this thread.

Passing out at a hasidic's barmitzvah.....

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:14 am

He said, "You're not Jewish".

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:17 am

tubatooter1940 wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:Passing out at a hasidic's barmitzvah.....
I was rudely awakened by Schmitz's pa.
He said, "You're not Jewish".

In his very best Yiddish

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:03 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:
Scooby Tuba wrote: I was rudely awakened by Schmitz's pa.
He said, "You're not Jewish".
In his very best Yiddish

But still handed me another Schlitz draw.

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:09 pm

iiipopes wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote: He said, "You're not Jewish".
In his very best Yiddish
But still handed me another Schlitz draw.

Schlitz???? wow that takes me back.....

Is that Kosha????

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:00 am

There was once a young tubist named Marty.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:51 am

tubatooter1940 wrote:There was once a young tubist named Marty.

Whose playing was considered quite arty

Tubaryan12 · Post by **Tubaryan12** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:10 am

windshieldbug wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:There was once a young tubist named Marty.
Whose playing was considered quite arty

But some critics would say

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:53 pm

"Though he woodsheds all day,"

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:29 pm

the elephant wrote:Yeah, you all saw that one coming, didn't you? I sure did!

... and here I was thinking:

No one asks him to play at a party!

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:34 pm

I think he and his wife already party plenty

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:27 pm

the elephant wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:There was once a young tubist named Marty.

windshieldbug wrote:Whose playing was considered quite arty

Tubaryan12 wrote:But some critics would say

Mojo workin' wrote:"Though he woodsheds all day,"
"He makes sounds that are sometimes quite farty."

Yeah, you all saw that one coming, didn't you? I sure did!

There was an opening you could drive a truck through.

How about:
"When Yuba played his tuba in Arruba,"