Update Update

[windshieldbug]

... Didn't see any other tuba players there.

MA

Gee guys, the response I expected was "how would you know?"

MA

WELL???

Obviously couldn't tell the elephants 'cause they had no trunks!

[TubaCoopa]

... Didn't see any other tuba players there.

MA

Gee guys, the response I expected was "how would you know?"

MA

I guess the hot tub must've been empty. There's nothing a tuba player enjoys better than a legal opportunity to take it all off.

[Rick Denney]

There's nothing a tuba player enjoys better than a legal opportunity to take it all off.

Some of us would get arrested regardless.

Or murdered and the body disposed by those in the vicinity who are committed to neighborhood beautification.

Rick "whose willingness to see exposed skin is inversely proportional to the quantity required to cover the beast in question" Denney

[MaryAnn]

Isn't it time for someone to post that picture of the Montauk Monster again?

MA

[TubaRay]

UPDATE:

That picture still disgusts me.

[TubaRay]

UPDATE:

Male Camel Toe can be treated, though there is no real cure at this time. Poor man…

Are you absolutely certain there is no cure? I can think of one fairly radical one, myself. I am not ready to undergo such a procedure myself, however.

[rocksanddirt]

Update: my halloween costume will be nothing like that. Even if I go Elvis.

[windshieldbug]

Update:

Elvis hasn't left the building; Elvis IS the building!

[OldsRecording]

My HP desktop has been sent off to the HP factory for repairs. I finally got my backup machine working.

[windshieldbug]

Update:

I am (still) NOT what he is.

[TubaRay]

Update:

I am still.

[OldsRecording]

Still, am I.

Still am I, Still am I, I do not like that 'Still am I'.

[windshieldbug]

Still, am I.

Still am I, Still am I, I do not like that 'Still am I'.

[OldsRecording]

Still, am I.

Still am I, Still am I, I do not like that 'Still am I'.

Do you like green eggs and ham?

I will not eat them with a fork, I will not eat them with my York.

[Nick Pierce]

Update:

This is not the Friday's Funny thread, bloke.

[windshieldbug]

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University ...

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

I checked this with Snopes. Turns out it was the same elephant, just that the elephant was a son-of-a-b****, and did it for laughs...

[windshieldbug]

Update:

Wade, I had 2 wagons go over 1M.

Converted one from CIS to SU's after an engine fire.
Couldn't kill those sum'biches...

[tbn.al]

Today is my birthday.

I have been asking for a $6 pair of black corduroy slippers.

I've been told that I won't be getting them.

If it is like other birthdays, I might be getting some new vacuum cleaner bags and some uncomfortable non-black socks.

She's going somewhere in the morning, so I guess I'll have not-quite-spoiled milk on uncooked oatmeal and a low-cal yogurt for my birthday breakfast.

Same lady you were singing the praises of yesterday?

Bloke's better half.jpg

Oh, fickle bloke, fickle, fickle bloke.

[windshieldbug]

Happy Birthday, Joe!

[tubatooter1940]

Happy birthday, Joe.
I have some $6 black corduroy slippers. They are no big deal.
It could be worse. She could be bugging you to let her sing in your band.
Be patient. Instead of slippers, she could be planning a birthday surprise calculated to knock your socks off. She has hung with you long enough to deserve the benefit of your confidence.