Ban Baritone-Bashing, Bigoted, Blowhard Bloviating BLOKE!!!!

[Todd S. Malicoate]

I'm pretty sure I heard a buzzing sound...like a tiny, small-bore gnat or something.

[MartyNeilan]

I am herewith organizing the BILLION BARITONE MARCH on Williston, TN., in protest of Bloke's vile insult to baritone players worldwide.

I thought all baritone players were busy practicing for the job. Or, maybe they are working up both excerpts.


Marty "who, all kidding aside, strongly recommends all serious baritone players double on trombone."

[MartyNeilan]

If you send me, by next Tuesday, five sets of Blokewashers and a fifth-valve attachment for a Yamaha 321 euphonium, I will call off the billion-baritone march.
Consider it.

I figured you would be holding out for the Blokepiece Jr.® !!!

[Naptown Tuba]

I am herewith organizing the BILLION BARITONE MARCH on Williston, TN., in protest of Bloke's vile insult to baritone players worldwide.

I thought all baritone players were busy practicing for the job. Or, maybe they are working up both excerpts."

Only when they're not at work saying......"Do you want fries with that? Or.....Yes, I'm sorry, but we ARE out of McNuggets. PLEASE put down that cell phone. I'm sure we can work something out without you calling 911."

[Rick Denney]

If my terrorist demands are met, I will call off the billion-baritone march.

Billion? Don't you mean Both?

Rick "'Bloke dispels the crowd with a free six-pack'" Denney

[OOMPAH]

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[windshieldbug]

Baritones are just tuba mouthpieces played backwards!

[TexTuba]

I am herewith organizing the BILLION BARITONE MARCH on Williston, TN., in protest of Bloke's vile insult to baritone players worldwide.

I thought all baritone players were busy practicing for the job.

So when did being a delivery driver at Domino's become the job?

[windshieldbug]

I am herewith organizing the BILLION BARITONE MARCH on Williston, TN., in protest of Bloke's vile insult to baritone players worldwide.

Wouldn't that be the BILLION ALTERNATE FINGERING MARCH!?

[Kevin Hendrick]

I am herewith organizing the BILLION BARITONE MARCH on Williston, TN., in protest of Bloke's vile insult to baritone players worldwide.

Wouldn't that be the BILLION ALTERNATE FINGERING MARCH!?

As long as it's not the BILLION SECOND-VALVE-TRILL MARCH ...

[windshieldbug]

I am herewith organizing the BILLION BARITONE MARCH on Williston, TN., in protest of Bloke's vile insult to baritone players worldwide.

I thought all baritone players were busy practicing for the job.

[tubashaman2]

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[TexTuba]

Snorlax----do you play baritone, or the larger euphonium?

If you play euphonium as your primary instrument, you really can't complain.

And yes, there is a difference. If you play euphonium, then maybe Bloke will have to change his location again and change the term baritone to euphonium

And boom goes the dynamite......

[iiipopes]

I'm just glad those urinals weren't made from double-belled instruments!

[windshieldbug]

"That water sure is cold!"
"Yeah, but it's deep, too!"

[Bob Kolada]

I like American baritones (hooah). Am I exempt from this legal action?

[k001k47]

... said all the tuba players trying to fart out Bydlo on "tenor tubas"