Ban Baritone-Bashing, Bigoted, Blowhard Bloviating BLOKE!!!!

[windshieldbug]

Baritones are just tuba mouthpieces played backwards!

[TexTuba]

I am herewith organizing the BILLION BARITONE MARCH on Williston, TN., in protest of Bloke's vile insult to baritone players worldwide.

I thought all baritone players were busy practicing for the job.

So when did being a delivery driver at Domino's become the job?

[windshieldbug]

I am herewith organizing the BILLION BARITONE MARCH on Williston, TN., in protest of Bloke's vile insult to baritone players worldwide.

Wouldn't that be the BILLION ALTERNATE FINGERING MARCH!?

[Kevin Hendrick]

I am herewith organizing the BILLION BARITONE MARCH on Williston, TN., in protest of Bloke's vile insult to baritone players worldwide.

Wouldn't that be the BILLION ALTERNATE FINGERING MARCH!?

As long as it's not the BILLION SECOND-VALVE-TRILL MARCH ...

[windshieldbug]

I am herewith organizing the BILLION BARITONE MARCH on Williston, TN., in protest of Bloke's vile insult to baritone players worldwide.

I thought all baritone players were busy practicing for the job.

[tubashaman2]

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[TexTuba]

Snorlax----do you play baritone, or the larger euphonium?

If you play euphonium as your primary instrument, you really can't complain.

And yes, there is a difference. If you play euphonium, then maybe Bloke will have to change his location again and change the term baritone to euphonium

And boom goes the dynamite......

[iiipopes]

I'm just glad those urinals weren't made from double-belled instruments!

[windshieldbug]

"That water sure is cold!"
"Yeah, but it's deep, too!"

[Bob Kolada]

I like American baritones (hooah). Am I exempt from this legal action?

[k001k47]

... said all the tuba players trying to fart out Bydlo on "tenor tubas"