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Bob Kolada · Post by **Bob Kolada** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:03 pm

Fine fine, you win.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:34 pm

Following free advice will cost you more than you paid for it.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:29 pm

Geraldo wrote:Casey Anthony was a good mother.

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:58 pm

A tabacco pipe is the perfect instrument: It gives the wise man time to think, and the fool something to stick in his mouth.

Rev Rob · Post by **Rev Rob** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:12 pm

Are we not all sophomores - wise fools?

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:32 pm

Rev Rob wrote:Are we not all sophomores - wise fools?

Concise answer: No.

Boy, this paraprosdokian thread sure is having a hard time getting off the ground.

k001k47 · Post by **k001k47** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:23 am

I think the Yorkbrunner is the best 'do it all' horn.

kegmcnabb · Post by **kegmcnabb** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:26 am

Anything free is worth saving up for!

pwhitaker · Post by **pwhitaker** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:35 pm

Do you feel more like you do now than you did?

Brucom · Post by **Brucom** » Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:16 am

Q: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: I don't know and I don't care.

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Sat Jul 09, 2011 9:10 am

Mark wrote:
Geraldo wrote:Casey Anthony was a good mother.

In my view, if Geraldo had ANY credibility(and that is a very big "if"), he lost all of it, right there. We can debate whether or not she should have been convicted. That is certainly debatable. Is there any doubt concerning her being a good mother? I heard Geraldo make this statement on The O'Reilly Factor. I was completely shocked that he would make the statement.

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Sat Jul 09, 2011 1:03 pm

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
- Mark Twain

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Sat Jul 09, 2011 3:25 pm

Doc wrote:Ray,

If we are going to go off on a related tangent, we should prepare ourselves for the journey:

Fair enough!!!

bort · Post by **bort** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:56 am

What's new in history?

tubbba · Post by **tubbba** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:01 pm

Of all the posts I've read on TubeNet ... this is one of them.

Donn · Post by **Donn** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:45 pm

I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather ... not screaming my head off, like the passengers on his bus!

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:57 pm

Doc wrote:#3

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:00 pm

I have a friend who is alot like a slinky. He is not good for much but he brings a smile to my face everytime I push him down the stairs.....

TheHatTuba · Post by **TheHatTuba** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:26 pm

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Donn · Post by **Donn** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:16 am

If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving is not for you.

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