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Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian
Fine fine, you win.
Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian
Following free advice will cost you more than you paid for it.
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A tabacco pipe is the perfect instrument: It gives the wise man time to think, and the fool something to stick in his mouth.
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Are we not all sophomores - wise fools? 

Beginning again to be a tuba player.
1291 King Double B flat with detachable bell.
"The hills are alive, with the sound of (tuba) music."
1291 King Double B flat with detachable bell.
"The hills are alive, with the sound of (tuba) music."
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Concise answer: No.Rev Rob wrote:Are we not all sophomores - wise fools?![]()

Boy, this paraprosdokian thread sure is having a hard time getting off the ground.
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I think the Yorkbrunner is the best 'do it all' horn.
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Do you feel more like you do now than you did?
MISERICORDE, n.
A dagger which in mediaeval warfare was used by the foot soldier to remind an unhorsed knight that he was mortal.
- Devil's Dictionary - Ambrose Bierce
A dagger which in mediaeval warfare was used by the foot soldier to remind an unhorsed knight that he was mortal.
- Devil's Dictionary - Ambrose Bierce
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Q: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: I don't know and I don't care.
A: I don't know and I don't care.
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In my view, if Geraldo had ANY credibility(and that is a very big "if"), he lost all of it, right there. We can debate whether or not she should have been convicted. That is certainly debatable. Is there any doubt concerning her being a good mother? I heard Geraldo make this statement on The O'Reilly Factor. I was completely shocked that he would make the statement.Mark wrote:Geraldo wrote:Casey Anthony was a good mother.
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San Antonio, Tx.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
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Fair enough!!!Doc wrote:Ray,
If we are going to go off on a related tangent, we should prepare ourselves for the journey:
Ray Grim
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San Antonio, Tx.
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What's new in history?
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Of all the posts I've read on TubeNet ... this is one of them.
Festival Brass
Beaverton Symphony Orchestra
Lake Oswego Millennium Concert Band / Millennium Brass
Tilikum Chamber Orchestra
Solid Brass
Meinl-Weston 25
Beaverton Symphony Orchestra
Lake Oswego Millennium Concert Band / Millennium Brass
Tilikum Chamber Orchestra
Solid Brass
Meinl-Weston 25
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I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather ... not screaming my head off, like the passengers on his bus!
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Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian
Doc wrote:#3
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.

B&H imperial E flat tuba
Mirafone 187 BBb
1919 Pan American BBb Helicon
1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
2009 Mazda Miata
1996 Honda Pacific Coast PC800
Mirafone 187 BBb
1919 Pan American BBb Helicon
1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
2009 Mazda Miata
1996 Honda Pacific Coast PC800
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I have a friend who is alot like a slinky. He is not good for much but he brings a smile to my face everytime I push him down the stairs.....
B&H imperial E flat tuba
Mirafone 187 BBb
1919 Pan American BBb Helicon
1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
2009 Mazda Miata
1996 Honda Pacific Coast PC800
Mirafone 187 BBb
1919 Pan American BBb Helicon
1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
2009 Mazda Miata
1996 Honda Pacific Coast PC800
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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving is not for you.