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- OldsRecording
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Re: List your clever quips here.
Clever quips?
bardus est ut bardus probo,
Bill Souder
All mushrooms are edible, some are edible only once.
Bill Souder
All mushrooms are edible, some are edible only once.
- ken k
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Re: List your clever quips here.
clever quips??
cute
cute
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Mirafone 187 BBb
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1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
2009 Mazda Miata
1996 Honda Pacific Coast PC800
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- windshieldbug
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Re: List your clever quips here.
so's yer old man...
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
- Tubajug
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I know I am but what are you???
Wait....d'oh!
Wait....d'oh!
Jordan
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Eb Frankentuba
Martin Medium Eb Helicon
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's probably not for you.
King 2341 with a Holton "Monster" Eb bell
Eb Frankentuba
Martin Medium Eb Helicon
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's probably not for you.
- Tubajug
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Re: List your clever quips here.
My ears are not toilets for your potty mouth.
Jordan
King 2341 with a Holton "Monster" Eb bell
Eb Frankentuba
Martin Medium Eb Helicon
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's probably not for you.
King 2341 with a Holton "Monster" Eb bell
Eb Frankentuba
Martin Medium Eb Helicon
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's probably not for you.
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Re: List your clever quips here.
I know you are but what am I?
Liar,liar pants on fire.
Shut don't go up,prices do. Take my advice and shut up too.
You and what army ?
Govenor Romeny, that just isn't true.
Well, governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets because the nature of our military's changed.
Liar,liar pants on fire.
Shut don't go up,prices do. Take my advice and shut up too.
You and what army ?
Govenor Romeny, that just isn't true.
Well, governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets because the nature of our military's changed.

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Re: List your clever quips here.
"You can't fix stupid!" (from my friend George Lanthier)
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Old (early 1900s?) Alexander BBb proto-163
1976 Sonora (B&S 101) 4-rotor BBb
1964 Conn 20J/21J BBb (one body, both bells)
~1904 York 3P BBb Helicon
Old Alex Comp.F, in shop
- k001k47
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- Brucom
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Re: List your clever quips here.
No me toque sucio abogado.
You probably think you're a wit - you're half right.
Don't call me "sir," I was enlisted.
You probably think you're a wit - you're half right.
Don't call me "sir," I was enlisted.
B&S Sonora, 4 Rotary CC
- TubaTodd
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Re: List your clever quips here.
Something I said about a[n] (now former) employee.
"His tenure in our office can be summed up as a series of bad decisions."
"His tenure in our office can be summed up as a series of bad decisions."
Todd Morgan
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- MartyNeilan
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Re: List your clever quips here.
When someone tells you to "have a good one"
Look them straight in the eye and say,"I just did."
Look them straight in the eye and say,"I just did."
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Re: List your clever quips here.
He said: "Kiss my ***!"
She said: "Better mark the spot, it's all *** to me!"
DDG
She said: "Better mark the spot, it's all *** to me!"
DDG
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There's a reason it wasn't Werewolves of Lubbock....
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Re: List your clever quips here.
"I feel a lot more like I do now than I did when I got here."
"That's how it goes when it goes like that ..."
"That's how it goes when it goes like that ..."
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)