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Clever quips?
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clever quips??

cute
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fine.
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so's yer old man...
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I know I am but what are you???

Wait....d'oh!
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My ears are not toilets for your potty mouth.
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Pogue mo thoin
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I know you are but what am I?
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"You can't fix stupid!" (from my friend George Lanthier)
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No me toque sucio abogado.

You probably think you're a wit - you're half right.

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Something I said about a[n] (now former) employee.

"His tenure in our office can be summed up as a series of bad decisions."
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When someone tells you to "have a good one"
Look them straight in the eye and say,"I just did."
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He said: "Kiss my ***!"

She said: "Better mark the spot, it's all *** to me!"

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"I feel a lot more like I do now than I did when I got here."

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