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Dylan King · Post by **Dylan King** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:34 am

Good thing it wasn't an oboe.

Chuck Jackson · Post by **Chuck Jackson** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 9:53 am

John,

As a great admirer and practicioner of Brass Band music, THAT WAS A GREAT JOKE!!!!!
Or the obvious adjunct:

Did you hear about the 2nd baritone player who was so bad they made him the conductor?

Cheers,

Chuck

CJ Krause · Post by **CJ Krause** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 9:54 am

Captain Sousie · Post by **Captain Sousie** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 2:25 pm

Funny stuff mate.

()cheers

Sou

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 9:50 pm

Two fishermen were adrift in their rented boat due to an engine failure. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances.

One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!"

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 11:53 pm

TUBACHRIS85 wrote:Thats a good one, and one I get now.

By the way, what time would it be in Australia right now?
Im just curious

-tubachris

Saturday

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:19 am

bloke wrote:This lady walks into the bedroom carrying a duck.
Her husband is in bed.
"This is the pig I've been having sex with."
The husband says- "That's a DUCK!"
I was talking to the duck, she replied.

AFLAC!!!

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 3:45 pm

What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead oboe player in the road?

Give up?

The snake was flat, but the oboe player was still sharp

-or-

People pick up speed to run over the oboe

Viggofonen · Post by **Viggofonen** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 3:39 am

Doc wrote:Difference between a trampoline and an oboe?

You bounce when you jump on the trampoline.

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