I am...

The bulk of the musical talk

I refer to myself as

a tuba player.
41
30%
a bass horn man.
5
4%
a tubaist.
2
1%
a tubist.
15
11%
a tuba artiste.
2
1%
an amateur.
18
13%
a professional.
10
7%
a professional amateur.
14
10%
better than you.
4
3%
someone who realizes that spellcheck neither recognizes "tubist" nor "tubaist".
24
18%
 
Total votes: 135

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Matt Walters
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Post by Matt Walters »

NOT a tuba player like Bloke.

NOT a bass horn man like Bloke.

NOT a tubaist like Bloke.

NOT a tubist like Bloke.

NOT a tuba artiste like Bloke.

NOT an amateur philosopher like Bloke.

NOT a professional like Bloke.

NOT a professional amateur like Bloke.

NOT in any way better than Bloke.

There needs to be a none of the above option for us mere mortals.
Matt Walters
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The Big Ben
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The Walrus, Goo, goo, ka, joob
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GC
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Tubinator.
JP/Sterling 377 compensating Eb; Warburton "The Grail" T.G.4, RM-9 7.8, Yamaha 66D4; for sale > 1914 Conn Monster Eb (my avatar), ca. 1905 Fillmore Bros 1/4-size Eb, Bach 42B trombone
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iiipopes
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Last edited by iiipopes on Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:56 pm, edited 4 times in total.
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humBell
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Post by humBell »

I'm contracted.
Thanks for playing!
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pwhitaker
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I am what I am. - Burning bush to Moses in Cecil B. DeMille's "Ten Commandments"
MISERICORDE, n.
A dagger which in mediaeval warfare was used by the foot soldier to remind an unhorsed knight that he was mortal.
- Devil's Dictionary - Ambrose Bierce
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Art Hovey
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-and that's all what I yam!
-Popeye-
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windshieldbug
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If I was better than you I’d be a trumpet player... :P
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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"Even a broken clock is right twice a day".
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Post by kingrob76 »

Iron Man
Rob. Just Rob.
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iiipopes
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Post by iiipopes »

bloke wrote:...
(Sparticus picture)
ROFL!!!
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Image
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
marking
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Post by marking »

...doing my best.
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Post by windshieldbug »

snorlax wrote:offended :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
You mean “triggered”?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
WC8KCY
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Post by WC8KCY »

I am a tubist, clarinetist, and organist...

...and also a euphonium player, as well as an alto horn player.
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EmptyCase
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Post by EmptyCase »

Where is the option for,

Tuba Nerd
hi
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Post by Kirley »

EmptyCase wrote:Where is the option for,

Tuba Nerd
That one is implied.
You're on TubeNet, aren't you?
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snorlax wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
snorlax wrote:offended :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
You mean “triggered”?
My anger and resentment are triggered by the fact that you had the audacity to correct my use of "offended." OK, Boomer? :P
8)
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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A reformed trombone player
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Post by The Brute Squad »

a rock.
Joe K

Player of tuba, taker of photos, breaker of things (mostly software)

Miraphone 181 F w/ GW Matanuska/Yamaha John Griffiths
Kalison Daryl Smith w/ Blokepiece (#2 32.6, Orchestra Grand Cup, Symphony American shank)
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