I am...
- Matt Walters
- The Tuba Whisperer

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- Location: Woodbridge, NJ
Re: I am...
NOT a tuba player like Bloke.
NOT a bass horn man like Bloke.
NOT a tubaist like Bloke.
NOT a tubist like Bloke.
NOT a tuba artiste like Bloke.
NOT an amateur philosopher like Bloke.
NOT a professional like Bloke.
NOT a professional amateur like Bloke.
NOT in any way better than Bloke.
There needs to be a none of the above option for us mere mortals.
NOT a bass horn man like Bloke.
NOT a tubaist like Bloke.
NOT a tubist like Bloke.
NOT a tuba artiste like Bloke.
NOT an amateur philosopher like Bloke.
NOT a professional like Bloke.
NOT a professional amateur like Bloke.
NOT in any way better than Bloke.
There needs to be a none of the above option for us mere mortals.
Matt Walters
Last chair tubist
Who Cares What Ensemble
Owns old tubas that play better than what you have.
Last chair tubist
Who Cares What Ensemble
Owns old tubas that play better than what you have.
- The Big Ben
- 6 valves

- Posts: 3169
- Joined: Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:54 am
- Location: Port Townsend, WA
Re: I am...
The Walrus, Goo, goo, ka, joob
- GC
- 5 valves

- Posts: 1800
- Joined: Fri Mar 19, 2004 5:52 am
- Location: Rome, GA (between Rosedale and Armuchee)
Re: I am...
Tubinator.
JP/Sterling 377 compensating Eb; Warburton "The Grail" T.G.4, RM-9 7.8, Yamaha 66D4; for sale > 1914 Conn Monster Eb (my avatar), ca. 1905 Fillmore Bros 1/4-size Eb, Bach 42B trombone
- iiipopes
- Utility Infielder

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- Joined: Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:10 am
Re: I am...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhEaHcQgyLs" target="_blank
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Jupiter JTU1110
"Real" Conn 36K
"Real" Conn 36K
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humBell
- 4 valves

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- pwhitaker
- 3 valves

- Posts: 449
- Joined: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:58 pm
- Location: Springvale, Maine
Re: I am...
I am what I am. - Burning bush to Moses in Cecil B. DeMille's "Ten Commandments"
MISERICORDE, n.
A dagger which in mediaeval warfare was used by the foot soldier to remind an unhorsed knight that he was mortal.
- Devil's Dictionary - Ambrose Bierce
A dagger which in mediaeval warfare was used by the foot soldier to remind an unhorsed knight that he was mortal.
- Devil's Dictionary - Ambrose Bierce
- Art Hovey
- pro musician

- Posts: 1508
- Joined: Sun May 02, 2004 12:28 am
- Location: Connecticut
Re: I am...
-and that's all what I yam!
-Popeye-
-Popeye-
- windshieldbug
- Once got the "hand" as a cue

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- Joined: Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:41 pm
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Re: I am...
If I was better than you I’d be a trumpet player... 
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
- roweenie
- pro musician

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- Location: Waiting on a vintage tow truck
Re: I am...
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"Even a broken clock is right twice a day".
- kingrob76
- 3 valves

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- Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 10:45 pm
- Location: Reston, VA
- iiipopes
- Utility Infielder

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- Joined: Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:10 am
- windshieldbug
- Once got the "hand" as a cue

- Posts: 11517
- Joined: Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:41 pm
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Re: I am...
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
- windshieldbug
- Once got the "hand" as a cue

- Posts: 11517
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Re: I am...
You mean “triggered”?snorlax wrote:offended![]()
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Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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WC8KCY
- 3 valves

- Posts: 342
- Joined: Thu May 21, 2009 12:24 am
Re: I am...
I am a tubist, clarinetist, and organist...
...and also a euphonium player, as well as an alto horn player.
...and also a euphonium player, as well as an alto horn player.
- EmptyCase
- bugler

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Kirley
- 3 valves

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- Joined: Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:00 pm
- Location: Oakland, CA
Re: I am...
That one is implied.EmptyCase wrote:Where is the option for,
Tuba Nerd
You're on TubeNet, aren't you?
- windshieldbug
- Once got the "hand" as a cue

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Re: I am...
snorlax wrote:My anger and resentment are triggered by the fact that you had the audacity to correct my use of "offended." OK, Boomer?windshieldbug wrote:You mean “triggered”?snorlax wrote:offended![]()
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Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Craigtbone
- bugler

- Posts: 24
- Joined: Tue May 14, 2019 7:58 am
- Location: SE Pennsylvania, USA
Re: I am...
A reformed trombone player
- The Brute Squad
- bugler

- Posts: 199
- Joined: Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:57 pm
- Location: Middleton, WI
Re: I am...
a rock.
Joe K
Player of tuba, taker of photos, breaker of things (mostly software)
Miraphone 181 F w/ GW Matanuska/Yamaha John Griffiths
Kalison Daryl Smith w/ Blokepiece (#2 32.6, Orchestra Grand Cup, Symphony American shank)
Player of tuba, taker of photos, breaker of things (mostly software)
Miraphone 181 F w/ GW Matanuska/Yamaha John Griffiths
Kalison Daryl Smith w/ Blokepiece (#2 32.6, Orchestra Grand Cup, Symphony American shank)