Update Update

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:05 am

UPDATE:

I'm posting on the Internet a picture of an accordion because I cannot do that while not on the Internet.

tbn.al · Post by **tbn.al** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:21 am

LJV wrote: The rich. They can be eccentric.

At least she didn't request to hold the horn. I've had that one, too.

Many years ago, while playing a gig for rich yankees at a posh southern resort, a little old lady grabbed my slide and wouldn't give it back. She actually hooked my outer slide and took it back to the dance floor while I was playing it. I finally got it back, and her response was, "I just had to have it. It slides in and out so easily." I felt fortunate to get it away from her without damage to it or me.

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:11 pm

tbn.al wrote: Many years ago, while playing a gig for rich yankees at a posh southern resort, a little old lady grabbed my slide and wouldn't give it back. She actually hooked my outer slide and took it back to the dance floor while I was playing it. I finally got it back, and her response was, "I just had to have it. It slides in and out so easily." I felt fortunate to get it away from her without damage to it or me.

Hmm. Interesting response.

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:43 pm

Trombotine-ocracy...

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:35 pm

A bowl of microwave popcorn and a couple of shots of Jameson's Irish Whiskey.... YUM!

k001k47 · Post by **k001k47** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:53 pm

Anybody seen Jimbo? He said he'd meet meet me half a year ago...

Biggs · Post by **Biggs** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:08 pm

Update: Roger Bobo was cool.

Biggs · Post by **Biggs** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:23 am

LJV wrote:The iPad/iPhone autocorrect thing is just annoying as all get out.

Agreed. My first name is a fairly common word that is both a noun and verb, yet the iPhone insists on 'correcting' my name to a fairly common word that is both a noun and verb but no one's name.

ShoelessWes · Post by **ShoelessWes** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:21 pm

A report by Natalie Wolchover, just released... says that it is impossible for german as a first language speakers to say the word--- "Squirrel".

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:29 am

Skipped a rehearsal with the Owensboro Community Band this afternoon to prepare and file my Federal and State Taxes. It was a success and a refund is forthcoming. Yippee!

Chuck Jackson · Post by **Chuck Jackson** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:54 am

Mowed the lawn for the first time today and while doing so saw a guy deliver a Pizza in a CHERRY Mercedes 380SL. Only in Vegas.

Chuck"happily employed, but admire the sense of people who give into NOTHING"Jackson

sousaphone68 · Post by **sousaphone68** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:20 pm

Bloke how many rehearsals will there be before performing The Rite of Spring?
Can I ask which tuba you will use for it?

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:45 am

Spent the better part of the weekend installing a keyless entry/remote starter/immobilizer bypass on my wife's 10 year old Civic. What prompted this was that her door lock cylinder started jamming up due to a bent wafer inside.
Next time, I will just replace the lock cylinder!

Chuck Jackson · Post by **Chuck Jackson** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:57 pm

bloke wrote:IF Brian Bowman comes to your recital, only find out AFTERWARD that he was sitting in the audience.

That would be a BAD time to suck.

Chuck" assuming Joe didn't and am probably right"Jackson

Chuck Jackson · Post by **Chuck Jackson** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:02 pm

Came across some OLD pictures. During the month of March in 1979, gas hit $1/gallon in Syracuse NY. The old Kodak B/W print has the month and date stamped on the side of the picture of me standing next to my Mom's VW 412 Wagon in front of the pricing sign giving Mobil the Universal One Finger Salute. Man, have I gone gray.

Chuck"stunned by this and many other pictures including one of dubious sartorial choices, to include a garish picture of self-same in a BRIGHT GREEN Leisure Suit, complete with white belt, white platform shoes, and an very odd tonsure"Jackson

bort · Post by **bort** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:46 am

Aw crap, I think my phone died on me... maybe it's just the battery, I sure hope so!

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:27 pm

Doc wrote:
bloke wrote:How one becomes a musician . . .
One of the questions from the career placement test given applicants for music school.
"Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when erect!"
Those who spelled 'spine' become doctors....the rest went to music school.
And here we all are.

What's wrong with PINES?
I need to sit erect with good posture when playing it.

TexTuba · Post by **TexTuba** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:35 pm

bloke wrote:I guess I should be taking a supplement for healthy pines...(??)

Healthy wood is good wood, Joe....

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:29 pm

From the bent of the last few posts. I'd say some of you were fronline fighters in the war on women. Shame on you!

PMeuph · Post by **PMeuph** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:02 am

bloke wrote:Crest has been shown to be an effective decay preventive dentifrice that can be of significant value when used in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care.

I use crest to clean my mouthpiece, when do you think toothpaste companies will start advertising that is is good for significantly increasing mouthpiece value and make you a regular professional....

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